The Power of Laughter

Ever walk into the bathroom after your friend took a massive shit? I laugh like a retard. End of blog entry.

Wait...what? This is the story of Chowdhry's life, random. This is my blog. And you know what, I like to laugh. If I could do one thing for the rest of my life, it would be to laugh. Nothing makes me feel better than laughing. Not even sexual eruption or a clean shit. We all love that clean shit, the one where the first wipe does the trick. Second wipe, you see clean toilet paper. Yeah, laughing is better than that. Unless you're laughing while discovering that the first wipe has done it's job. 

Laughing is awesome. I love laughter because it's original and unique. I hate crying. Everyone cries the same. We all look like little bitches when we cry. But when we laugh, we can all look different. Some people look adorable, others look happy, and some look like retards. I fall into the last category. I laugh like I have extreme asthma mixed with Tourette's Syndrome. The sounds generated by my laughing tubes are my own sounds. The sounds generated by your tubes are your own. Now, you might ask, what are laughing tubes? They're the things that work together to make sounds of laughter in your body who pray allegiance to your brain. 

But seriously, everyone laughs different. And it's awesome. You can hear someone laugh and know instantly who that person is. No matter what your mood is, for that split second you hear that laugh, your mood changes to happiness just because of the laugh you heard. When you confirm it's the person you're thinking of, you feel uber smart. DID YOU SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED? You felt happier and smarter because of a laugh. That's like killing 2 birds with one laugh. Isn't that awesome? You killed 2 birds because they were laughing so hard instead of killing them with stones! I laughed at my joke.

Laughing gets my friends, my dad and myself out of trouble. Ever walk into the bathroom after your friend took a massive shit? Sure you have. Most of the time, you come back out and complain. What does the shitter do? THEY LAUGH! What do you do then, you bitch. "Oh my God, next time spray the air freshener and open the door, jerk." What happens if the shitter didn't laugh but instead said "deal with it you cunt." That's a fight. But since the shitter laughed, it's alright to take smelly shits and not worry of any repercussions, yay!

Laughter leads to magic. No, not hopeless romantic stuff like bringing two people together forever with beautiful babies and a pink pony. But legit magic. I have friends that when they laugh, their eyes disappear. They come from a certain region of the world. I have a friend that when he laughs his eyebrows create the Mcdonalds Arch sign. Damn, Mcdonalds be marketing on people now. That's gangster. (Those who are my friends know who I'm talking about.) Laughter also creates awkward body functions such as the hand slap on the knee, the covering of the mouth and the urination on one's self. 

You should laugh everyday. More importantly, you should make someone laugh everyday. You never know how a good laugh can change the outcome of your day. For example, your friend might have big nipples. And he's feeling really self conscious about it. But if you make him laugh by pointing at someones small penis, it might make him feel that much better about his big nipples. The reason there's a small penis just hanging around (pun, laugh out loud) is to not be questioned, it's just there for sake of argument.  Laugh people! Just laugh! Even if it's just temporary satisfaction, it's still better than moping around all day. How can we change the world for the better? Simple. Make someone smile. Then that person makes someone else smile. Key words are 'someone else" because if you're just making each other laugh continuously everyday it doesn't have the dramatic world changing characteristic. But if that happens to be the case, then it's better than nothing!

Put some laughter in your life. Things will be a lot better if you do. Can we change the world by making others smile? Yes. Is it wishful thinking? Yes. But can it be done? Yes. Why did I write this? To put a smile on someone else's face. Well, did it happen? I hope so.